Here's something I didn't think I'd be saying for another 50 years...
I have to go buy a shoe horn today. And just so you know, while I'm there shopping around in Oldpeopleville, I'm going to buy one that I can use standing up so that I don't have to break a sweat bending over to put
my damn shoes on.
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Me. |
And I'm not sure if this is irony or not, but I have to buy
said shoe horn to help me put on a pair of boots that I bought at American Eagle Outfitters, a store that everyone tells me is shopped at by tweens.
Ugh.
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