Grüße Mitmenschen! 人類同胞問候！
That's obviously "Greetings fellow humans" in German and Mandarin.
That's right, lookout world...my blog has gone global! According to those handy weekly stats compiled by Google, there are two foreigners reading my posts over their morning frühstück (who knew that the Germans had it in 'em to make the word breakfast sound dirty...). One resides in Taiwan, the other in Germany. Granted, the German most likely found it trying to figure out how to spell "smorgasbord" and the Taiwanese person was probably hacking into my account (JK), nevertheless, I'd like to welcome both. And being the inclusive, open minded, and cultured person that I am (after a week riding public transit in Mexico, I think I can throw cultured in that mix), I'm so happy to be a part of intimately connecting the globe. Maybe soon I'll be able to convince a Canadian to read it.
If you are out there my new Taiwan and German friends, please feel free to contact me as I have a couple questions for you (#1. Why do all German men wear speedos and capris? and #2. Where is Taiwan?).
在你的女孩叫喊. Höller in dein Mädchen. (That's obviously "holler at your girl" in Mandarin and German).