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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The Joys of Self Diagnosis

There are two reasons why I despise going to the doctor.

#1.  I'm terrified that I will go in with heat rash and come out with a flesh-eating bacteria diagnosis


#2.  I'm terrified that I will go in with [what I think can only be] a flesh-eating bacteria and come out with heat rash.

That second option is served with a severe case of Ifeellikeanasshole.


  1. What about bacteria that makes you eat someone else's face?

  2. Marth, a legitimate fear...and I'm no doctor, but my suggestion for that is to simply avoid those bath salts.