Five thoughts that went through my mind at Chicago's Pride Parade yesterday...
#1. Never have I seen so many energy drinks consumed.
#2. Never have I rubbed up against so many people perspiring energy drinks.
#3. How many hits of acid would it take to get me to walk around with rainbow colored pasties on my nipples?
#4. Only at the Pride Parade does this conversation take place:
Me: "Oooo look at the smokin' hot with the bright pink inflatable Crayola Crayon between his legs!"
Sarah: "No way, I love that one over there with the metallic gold hot pants grinding up on the speaker."
Random Passerby in "Hot Buns" briefs: "I want me some of that Mr. Chicago Leather 2010!"
#5. I loved the 5 year old decked out in pride gear cheering on one of the floats, but you've got to wonder how his parents explained the gigantor blue-painted Avatar alien sucking the tail between his legs on the next float.
Also, pretty sure I heard the organ version of Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough" streaming from the walls of the Friendly Confines yesterday.
#1. Never have I seen so many energy drinks consumed.
#2. Never have I rubbed up against so many people perspiring energy drinks.
#3. How many hits of acid would it take to get me to walk around with rainbow colored pasties on my nipples?
#4. Only at the Pride Parade does this conversation take place:
Me: "Oooo look at the smokin' hot with the bright pink inflatable Crayola Crayon between his legs!"
Sarah: "No way, I love that one over there with the metallic gold hot pants grinding up on the speaker."
Random Passerby in "Hot Buns" briefs: "I want me some of that Mr. Chicago Leather 2010!"
#5. I loved the 5 year old decked out in pride gear cheering on one of the floats, but you've got to wonder how his parents explained the gigantor blue-painted Avatar alien sucking the tail between his legs on the next float.
Also, pretty sure I heard the organ version of Depeche Mode's "Just Can't Get Enough" streaming from the walls of the Friendly Confines yesterday.
How can you not love this city?
**"Taste the rainbow" headline courtesy of Ryan Esche. You should check out his blog at www.weveneverheardthatonebeforeryan.com.
ReplyDeleteI can't resist (it's my inner 7th Grade boy coming out! No pun intended...)but, the "ORGAN" version of Depeche Mode??? Ha ha ha ha.....
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