....but i'm not

Friday, June 11, 2010

Because We Were Getting Sick of Rap Snacks.


Although most of you probably know me as Mz. Booty Pop, I thought I'd take a little of the spotlight off my goodies, I mean self, and throw this photo out there for you all to comment.
Whoever comes up with the best caption gets a personalized video of me booty popping. Okay that's a lie, and may only be considered a prize to federal prison inmates, but I will buy you a bag of Booty Pop ( note: AS SEEN ON TV) and will even throw in some Rap Snacks.
And by "you all to comment", of course, I mean the people who either a) feel sorry for me and pretend to read this blog, b) actually read the blog and end up asking themselves how I am able to survive on planet earth or c) gave birth to me.

10 comments:

  1. Man, where do you FIND this stuff!

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  3. Me, Ellen and random girl from PR. During the booty poopin contest.

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  4. I'm glad to see that you're eating such healthy snacks now that you're on your own. It warms a mom's heart to know that the lessons on the "food pyramid" really took...

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  5. jordan, you know this isn't candy right? it's something you put in the butt of your jeans to give your booty some "pop"...a tush enhancement, if you will. thank god bed bath and beyond has such things.

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  6. Rita wins because she actually thought this was something other than popcorn.

    Oh but hold up, wait a second, back.it.up. ladies and gentleman, is that a magnificent typo over there from the Nancy camp in the comment section?

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  7. I didn't notice Nancy's typo until you pointed it out but when I reread it you are right, that is a magnificent typo that is only appropriate for the topic at hand.

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  8. noooooooo, i told you emily and i swore it was a butt pad. i have texts to prove the conversations. she suggested it for her roommate.

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  9. also, i would like to let you know that i spent fathers day sitting around the table at the restaurant, passing my blackberry so my uncle and sister could read your blog. it's possible that tears were shed, and questioning of one of your words definitely came up. i told them you make them up as you go. they also want to know if they can call me by my really inconspicuous name Argela.

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  10. OMG. You're eating habits are worse than I originally thought. Now you're eating BUTT PADDING??? For heaven's sake, just go buy some "Scooby Snacks" and get it over with...

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